son we need to talk *sits you down* so…… i just finished this anime and holy shit
My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me
Episode 2 vs. Episode 8
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my main question is has anyone ever fantasized about having sex with me
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This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.
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I am a senpai. And I will never notice you. Not because you’re not good enough. But because there are always these damn sparkles surrounding my head and I can’t fucking see anything.
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*texts back 3 weeks later* sorry I fell asleep
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